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Monday, November 21st, 2005
10:22 pm - Dear Idiots -

ketinara
The word sums it up pretty well - and for those of you who get rejected to join this community, you should know that we are here for the people who are not stupid. The rest of you be damned to Mike's island with all the pretty explosive toys and let Darwin take you home.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving
~Ket

current mood: amused

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Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
10:30 pm

laddyboy0016
Woo Hoo, this frist post in months. Go me!!

current mood: bouncy

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Thursday, October 21st, 2004
5:33 pm

solrinin
YAY new update for Mikeism. I know you haven't seen any activity lately, which is my fault because I've just been to lazy to think of new stuff. But anyways I did get to preach Mikeism to my oral communications class finally. And secondly we have a new hero/champion/knight/whatever you want to call him. And his name is Quin (like that medicine woman heheheh). He's been dubbed the hero of Mikeism because he gots in a fight during the Kittie Concert last night (which was a good night even though I only heard about 1/4 of the music). This kid deserved it too, then he goes outside and almost gets in ANOTHER fight with ANOTHER drunk...I think he should stay away from alcohol. And tomorrow I'm going to try to trick, not force, Amanda and Eric to join Mikeism during the wine and cheese party thing they're having. That way Mikeism is going to have an official band. YAY! (I don't think it'll work though, but it's worth a try...hehehe again)

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Sunday, October 3rd, 2004
6:20 pm - More Rules

solrinin
I've thought of two more rules for Mikeism:

1. You're not allowed to sit on your rooftop yodeling while dressed up as a cat: That's right, if you choose to sit on your roof dressed up as a cat you're not allowed to yodel. Or if you choose to yodel on your roof you can't dress up as a cat. Or if you choose to dress up as a cat and yodel you can't sit on your roof. This rule also applies to being dressed up as a poodle, because that just looks stupid (first off who's ever heard of a yodeling poodle?), and that would fall under the don't be stupid rule.

2. NO STEALING SOCKS: Do to recent events I had to make this rule. SOMEONE STOLE ONE OF MY DRESS SOCKS! I need those things for school people, and it's like I'm rich and can afford more socks. I demand that the person that stole my sock give it back! Also the person responsible for this atrocious absences of everyone's socks better give back all those socks you've stolen, I miss all those socks you bastard.

And because of this whole sock ordeal I'm so angry that I can't even think up a good punishment for these rules. CURSE YOU SOCK STEALER!

Also I'll start working on the believes of Mikeism shortly, meaning with the next 2 months or so.

current mood: I miss my sock

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Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
2:59 pm

solrinin
You can't break up relationships that you're not in: This goes for love, friendship, family, and any other kind that I didn't state. If it's a relationship than you can't break it up (unless of course you're directly connected, so if you have a friend and your friend has a friend that you don't like you can't break up their friendship) No matter how badly you want things to change you can't set into motion the actions that will destroy a relationship. This also goes for trust, there shall be no breaking of a person's trust in Mikeism.

And now for the punishment for this rule:
If you break this rule then we get people to find every little, deep dark secret that you have, stuff that no one else knows about. After we find out all your naughty little secrets we let the entire world know them. We'll put them on tv, newspapers, magazines, internet, and any other source of information so that you can't miss them. Then we'll have weekly "point-and-laugh-at-you" time.

I'll think of more later....

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Tuesday, September 28th, 2004
12:07 am - New Rule

solrinin
It has come to my attention, mostly because of wishiwrntme and brianbot. Anyways the rule is that you can't be stupid. NO STUPIDNESS ALLOWED IN MIKEISM. The official rule will look like this inside the book:

Rule #whatever rule # it takes up: Thou shall not be stupid:This rule means that you must use common sense. If you do something stupid and you know it's stupid don't complain about it. An example of this would be, oh let's say dumping hot coffee on your lap and suing McDonalds. That would be classified as stupid. Also drinking and driving is qualified as being stupid so don't do it. This rule also allows you to weed out the stupid. This means that if someone does something stupid then you get to laugh at them, or if the case is serious enough you get to blow up their houses (but this requires something REALLY stupid like this guy who had a firecracker blew up around his general ass area).

Now the punishment for this rule is that we'll stick all you stupid people out on an island; see aren't I nice to give you your very own island? And from this island we'll give you stuff to do, like drop lighter fluid and firecrackers and dangerous stuff like that. Then from there we let you run around and play with all these "toys" and we'll televise it so that all the smart people at home can watch all you stupid people running around blowing yourselves, and hopefully the stupid people around you, up. We'll even have a special prize for the person who stays there the longer...alive of course. You'll be the first person (being PC here people) in all known history to get a FREE one way vacation to the sun, lucky you.

Ramble ramble ramble, and I'm done.

current mood: accomplished

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Monday, September 27th, 2004
10:59 pm - New (old) Look

ketinara
Ok, ok, I've let Mike steal my old journal style (view it here). I didn't really change anything from when I last used it on my journal, so it looks almost identical.
Please post any comments/opinions/modification ideas that you may have.

Also, survey Question:

If a website were to be constructed, what would you like to see on it? (Ex. Rules, General Info, Members)



Also, I was thinking it'd be fun to vote on a mascot of some sort. =P Maybe even that badger?

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10:06 pm - Editing stuffs.

ketinara
Mike, I'm putting out this offer to you mostly because I'm bored. But also because your sense of style and grammar and editing and.. hell, all that stuff needs a little make-over that I know you'll never get around to doing. Let me be the editor/stylist-- whatever, for the community, and I'll redo the colors, format the info a little... or whatever else you can think of. Hell, I can even host the official Mikeism bible-handbook off my website if you want. Like with links to the different sections and all.

Other ideas welcome, of course.

current mood: creative

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Saturday, September 25th, 2004
7:11 pm

solrinin
Well, I started writing the proper conduct/10 commandments thingy for Mikeism and so far I have...one.

And it is: Thou shall not poke a badger with a spoon.

You heard right, no badger poking if it involves a spoon. You can poke a badger with a knife, or a fork, or even a ladle since it's not really a spoon but you can't poke it with a spoon.

I'm open for suggestions too. Mostly because I'm out of ideas. LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Friday, September 24th, 2004
12:08 pm

ketinara
I am the first member! GO ME!

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